Biatch Bombers 140
Crotch Crickets 198
Bitch Please 162
U.N. Peacekeepers 147
Bin Taliban 136
Omaha Beef 148
Pegleg Monkeys 186
Kelly's Heroes 153
Mudbugs 164
Stellum 109
Foreilla 135
Cockblockers 156
Eric Hipple's Crew 123
Rasta Bay 143
SpiceWookies 151
Apex Predators 150
Top Performers
QB Daunte Culpepper Min (Pegleg Monkeys) 37
RB Fred Taylor Jax (Biatch Bombers) 33
WR Peerless Price (Kelly's Heroes) Buf 43
PK David Akers Phi (Hipple's Crew) 15
DL Marcellus Wiley SD (Hipple's Crew) 21
LB Ray Fucking Lewis Bal (Pegleg Monkeys) 31 (t9 all-time)
DB Adam Archuleta StL (Crotch Crickets) 25
Ten-Point Buck Awards
QB Matt Hasselbeck Sea (UN Peacekeepers) 0
RB Cory Schlesinger Det (Stellum) 1
RB Clinton Portis Den (Apex Predators) 1
WR Qadry Ismail Ind (Hipple's Crew) 5
WR Rod Smith Den (Hipple's Crew) 5
WR Ed McCaffrey Den (SpiceWookies) 5
PK Matt Stover Bal (Kelly's Heroes) 0**
DL Carlos Hall Ten (Bitch Please) 2
DL Kevin Carter Ten (Pegleg Monkeys) 2
LB Dwayne Rudd Cle (Biatch Bombers) 2
DB Jay Bellamy NO (Kelly's Heroes) 3
Applewhite Awards
Wolf: RB Mike Anderson Den 18
Wolf: WR David Patten NE 12
Wolf: WR D'Wayne Bates Min 17
Rob: DL Julius Peppers Car 23
Smack: DB Chad Scott Pit 26¯
Kai Awards
Rob: PK Brett Conway Was: placed on IR on Tuesday
**Consecutive weeks
¯Waived last week
Week Two Boxscores are HERE