TLC Football All TLC Teams
| All-TLC 1997 QB Brett Favre GB RB Terrell Davis Den RB Barry Sanders Det WR Tim Brown Oak WR Herman Moore Det PK Jason Elam Den DL Dana Stubblefield SF LB Marvcus Patton KC LB Ray Lewis Bal DB Rodney Harrison SD DB Victor Green NYJ PotY: RB Terrell Davis Den DPotY: DB Rodney Harrison SD Warm Bottle: WR Jerry Rice SF (Sam, 1st round) Best Free Agent Pick: DB Rodney Harrison SD (Tom, week 2) (Determined by Commissioner review in 2002) |
All-TLC 1998 CO-QB: Steve Young, Randall Cunningham RB Terrell Davis*++ RB Marshall Faulk WR Randy Moss* WR Antonio Freeman PK Al Del Greco CO-DL Michael Strahan and Michael McCrary LB Zach Thomas LB Derrick Brooks DB Rodney Harrison++ CO-DB: Chad Cota and Lawyer Milloy PotY: Steve Young DPotY: Zach Thomas Warm Bottle: Jeff George Best Free Agent Pick: Randall Cunningham *Unanimous selection +Each Consecutive Year All-TLC |
| All-TLC 1999
First Team |
All-TLC 2000
First team: |
| All-TLC 2001
1st Team |
All-TLC 2002 First Team QB Rich Gannon (Eric Hipple's Crew) RB Priest Holmes (Bitch Please)* RB Ricky Williams (Mudbugs) WR Marvin Harrison (Beef/Stellum/Peacekeepers)*++++ WR Hines Ward (Obviously Inferior) PK David Akers (Eric Hipple's Crew) DL Jason Taylor (Hipple's/Inferior)++ LB Brian Urlacher (U.N. Peacekeepers)+++ LB Derrick Brooks (Pu-Pu Platter) DB Adam Archuleta (Mark's Bitch) DB Rod Woodson (Sucks to Suck) Second Team QB Donovan McNabb (Apex Predators)++ RB LaDanian Tomlinson (Pu-Pu/Cockblockers/Inferior) RB Charlie Garner (Bitch Please) WR Terrell Owens (Mark's Bitch)++ WR Eric Moulds (Mudbugs/Sucks to Suck) PK Jay Feely (Obviously Inferior/Beef) DL Michael Strahan (Pu-Pu/Cockblockers)++ LB Donnie Edwards (Kelly's Heroes/Mudbugs) LB Jamie Sharper (Foreilla) DB Chris Cash (Beef) DB Brian Dawkins (Bitch Please) PotY: RB Priest Holmes* DPotY: LB Brian Urlacher Best Early (1st-3rd) Pick: RB Priest Holmes (Tom, 9th overall) Best Late (4th-18th) Pick RB Travis Henry (Smack, 4th round) Warm Bottle Award: QB Kurt Warner (Guy, 3rd overall) Best Free Agent Pick (Tie): LB Keith Bulluck (Dwight, week 4) DB Chris Cash (Big Dave, week 6) Netboy trades: Collins, McAllister, Barlow, Moulds to Sam for: Culpepper, Mack, Fred and Travis Taylor Coach of the Year: Ken Chao *Unanimous selection +Each Consecutive Year All-TLC |
| All-TLC 2003 First team: QB Daunte Culpepper Min (Duuuuudes) RB Priest Holmes KC*++ (Cockblockers/Drew Henson) RB LaDainian Tomlinson SD++ (Rasta Bay) WR Torry Holt StL* (Drew Henson/Duuuuudes) WR Randy Moss Min (Ralph Wiggum) PK Mike Vanderjagt Ind (Drew Henson) DL Mike Rucker Car (All In) LB Ray Lewis Bal* (All In) LB Donnie Edwards SD++ (Drew Henson/Duuuuudes) DB Rodney Harrison SD (Duuuuudes) DB Antoine Winfield Buf (Obviously Inferior) Second team: QB Peyton Manning Ind (Milk Plus) RB Ahman Green GB (Crotch Crickets/2nd Evil Path) RB Deuce McAllister NO (Drew Henson) WR Chad Johnson Cin (Apex Predators) WR Marvin Harrison Ind+++++ (Mudbugs/Moe Szyslak/Drew Henson) PK Jeff Wilkins StL (Ralph Wiggum) DL Michael Strahan NYG+++ (Moe Szyslak/Ralph Wiggum) DL Simeon Rice TB (Ralph Wiggum/Moe Szyslak) LB Sam Cowart NYJ (Rasta Bay) LB Dat Nguyen Dal (Mudbugs) DB Nick Harper Ind (Milk Plus) Player of the Year: RB Priest Holmes KC++ Defensive Player of the Year: LB Ray Lewis Bal* Best Early Draft Pick: WR Torry Holt StL (Norm, pick #38) Best Late Draft Pick: RB Moe Williams Min (Wolf, 13th round) Warm Bottle Award: We had so many excellent nominees, and no clear frontrunner, that I decided to split the award between all those who received a vote: QB Kurt Warner StL++ (Smack #19) RB Jerome Bettis Pit (Guy #29) QB Rich Gannon Oak (Ross #31) RB Duce Staley Phi (Kelly, 4th round) LB Mark Fields Car (Big Dave, 8th round) and a special Commissioner's citation for: WR Peerless Price Atl (Rob #37 - just ahead of Torry Holt) Best Free Agent Pick: QB Mark Bulger StL, Kelly, Week 2 Best Trade: Guy trades: to Norm for: RB Priest Holmes KC RB Marshall Faulk StL RB Aveion Cason Dal RB Kevin Faulk NE WR Chris Chambers Mia RB Rickey Williams Ind Coach of the Year: Norm Sun* *Unanimous Selection. Well, Norm would have been unanimous, but he was too shy to vote for himself. +Each consecutive year winning this award. Commissioner's Special Awards: Mark Spitz Award, for gathering the most Top Performer awards: Big Dave (11) Deer Hunter Award, for bagging the most Ten-Point Bucks: Rob (10.5) Mack Brown Award, just guess: Guy (8 in 5 different weeks) Postman Award, for the most Kai awards: Ken (5) And a special shoutout to Mr. Unappreciated, Jeff Blake, who won 4 separate Applewhites for Netboy. Just give him the damn ball! |
All-TLC 2004 First team: QB Peyton Manning Ind* (Stellum) 4/2 RB Tiki Barber NYG (One for the Thumb) RB LaDainian Tomlinson SD ('blockers/Drew Henson) 3/3 WR Terrell Owens Phi* (WMD/Sports Jerk) 2 WR Marvin Harrison Ind (Bombers/Hellfighters) 6/6 PK Adam Vinatieri NE (Stellum/Sports Jerk) DL Julius Peppers Car* (Moe Szyslak Experience) LB Zach Thomas Mia (One for the Thumb) 2 LB Derrick Brooks TB (MMM/Nameless) 5 DB Rodney Harrison NE* (Sports Jerk 2004) 6/2 DB Ed Reed Bal (Moe Szyslak/Stellum) Second team: co-QB Daunte Culpepper Min (Hellfighters) 3/2 co-QB Donovan Mcnabb Phi (Cockblockers) 3 RB Edgerrin James Ind (Rasta Bay) 3 RB Curtis Martin NYJ (Stellum) 2 WR Joe Horn NO (Running Back by Committee) WR Muhsin Muhammad Car (Nameless) PK David Akers Phi (Nameless) 2 DL Patrick Kerney Atl (INV/Drew Henson) DL Charles Grant NO (One for the Thumb/WMD) LB Ray Lewis Bal (Mudbugs/Hellfighters) 5/2 LB Donnie Edwards SD (Nameless) 4/3 DB Adrian Wilson Arz (Running Back by Committee) Player of the Year: Peyton Manning* 2 Defensive Player of the Year: Rodney Harrison 2 Best Early Draft Pick: Peyton Manning (Robert #13) 2 Best Late Draft Pick: WR Antonio Gates SD (Sam, 15th round) Warm Bottle Award: RB Kevan Barlow SF (Netboy #14) Best Free Agent Pick (tie): RB Michael Pittman TB (Sam, Week 3) RB Reuben Droughns Den (Sam, Week 5) Best Trade: I'm not sure, but it definitely involved Brian Westbrook or Randy Moss Coach of the Year (tie): Hot Tub and Wolf *Unanimous Selection. Numbers at the end of the line are number of times winning this award/consecutive years. Commissioner's Special Awards: Mark Spitz Award: Robert (13.33) Deer Hunter Award: Netboy (8.33) Mack Brown Award: Robert (8 in 6 weeks) Postman Award, for the most Kai awards: Kelly (14, or 47% of the league total) |
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2005 First team: QB Carson Palmer Cin* (Drew Henson) RB LaDanian Tomlinson SD* (Mudbugs) 4/4 RB Shaun Alexander Sea* (Flash 80) 2 WR Steve Smith Car* (Stellum) WR Chad Johnson Cin* (Biatch Bombers) 2 PK Neil Rackers Arz* (Victory/Excessive) DL Jason Taylor Mia* (Victory) 3 LB Jonathan Vilma NYJ* (Excessive/RBBC) LB Donnie Edwards SD (Mudbugs/Argh) 5/4 DB Adrian Wilson Arz (Done for/Soldiers) 2/2 DB Charles Tillman Chi (WMD) Second team: QB Peyton Manning Ind (Freaking Soldiers) 5/3 RB Edgerrin James Ind* (Drew Henson) 4/2 RB LaMont Jordan Oak (INV) WR Larry Fitzgerald Arz (Stellum) WR Marvin Harrison Ind (Drew Henson) 7/7 PK Lawrence Tynes KC (Bombers/Henson) DL Mike Strahan NYG (Drew Henson) 5 LB Mike Peterson Jax (RBBC) LB Zach Thomas Mia (Flash 80) 3/2 DB Terrence McGee Buf (Flash 80) DB Roy Williams Dal (Freaking Soldiers) Player of the Year: LaDanian Tomlinson Defensive Player of the Year: Jonathan Vilma Coach of the Year: Norm Sun 2 *Unanimous Selection. Numbers at the end of the line are (number of times winning this award)/(consecutive years). Best Early Draft Pick (tie): Carson Palmer(Norm #58), Steve Smith (Robert #60) Best Late Draft Pick: RB Larry Johnson KC (Norm, 5th round) Warm Bottle Award (tie): RB Jamal Lewis Bal (Wolf #4), RB JJ Arrington Arz (Sam #55) Best Free Agent Pick: WR Joey Galloway TB (Brandon, Week 4) Best Trade: Flash 80 trades: to Drew Henson for: WR Marvin Harrison Ind WR Donte Stallworth NO etc. RB Ronnie Brown Mia etc. Commissioner's Special Awards: Mark Spitz Award: Sam (12 Top Performers) Deer Hunter Award: Guy (9 2/3 10 Point Bucks) Mack Brown Award: Wolf (9 Applewhites in 5 different weeks) Postman Award: Jeff (8 Kais) Commentary: Not only were the first 8 spots unanimously all-TLC, there were only 3 votes (out of 72) among them that were even for second-team. I don't know if that's because things were more clear-cut this year, we're all getting smarter, or you all paid closer heed to my spreadsheets and Norm's cajoling. Or perhaps as Scott said "When only you four circle-jerking, 'are you a goer,' don't mind if I do, self-congratulatory replicants (and Robert and Big Dave) vote, you tend to get similar results. Free Kirby Dar Dar!!!!!" There were only a couple of surprises: Marvin Harrison kept his amazing streak alive mainly because he had an amazing streak going. By any objective measure it's hard to put him much higher than #10 WR this year. Donnie Edwards was another "rep" choice. He's a lot closer to top 4 than Harrison, but where's the love for Antonio Pierce? |
All-TLC
2006 First team: QB Peyton Manning Ind* (Henson/Force) 6/4 RB Ladanian Tomlinson SD* (smackmeisters) 5/5 RB Brian Westbrook Phi* (Bandidos Yanquis) WR Chad Johnson Cin (Force/Henson/Blockers) 3/2 WR Steve Smith Car* (Third Best) 2/2 PK Robbie Gould Chi (Biatch Bombers) DL Jason Taylor Mia* (Sweet Love/Henson) 4/2 LB DeMeco Ryans Hou* (smackmeisters) LB Keith Bulluck Ten (Excessive Force) DB Ronde Barber TB (What is Hip?) DB Adrian Wilson Arz* (Bandidos Yanquis) 3/3 Second team: QB Donovan McNabb Phi (Cockblockers) 4 RB Larry Johnson KC (Bandidos/WMD) RB Steven Jackson StL (Stellum) WR Reggie Wayne Ind (Drew Henson) WR Andre Johnson Hou (Mudbugs) PK Vacant DL Jared Allen KC* (Bandidos/Third) LB London Fletcher Buf (Mudbugs) LB Donnie Edwards SD (Third/Hoculoids) 6/5 DB Chris Hope Ten (Hoculoids) DB Kerry Rhodes NYJ (Hoculoids) Player of the Year: LaDanian Tomlinson* 2/2 Defensive Player of the Year: DeMeco Ryans Coach of the Year (tie): the Michelsens *Unanimous Selection. Numbers at the end of the line are (number of times winning this award)/(consecutive years). Best Early Draft Pick: Donovan McNabb (Robert, #50) Best Late Draft Pick: DeMeco Ryans (Smack, 7th round) Warm Bottle Award (tie): RB LaMont Jordan Oak (Rob, #8) Best Free Agent Pick: QB Tony Romo Dal (Rob, week 6) Best Trade: Drew Henson trades to Excessive Force for WR Chad Johnson Cin QB Peyton Manning Ind LB AJ Hawk GB LB Kirk Morrison Oak RB Anthony Thomas Buf etc. etc. Best Smack: Custom Made, Ric Flair and Sam Summerlin Commissioner's Special Awards: Mark Spitz Award: Sam (11 1/6 Top Performers) Deer Hunter Award: Matt (11 2/3 Ten-Point Bucks) Postman Award: Jeff (8 Kais) Mack Brown Award: Sam (7 in 5 weeks) Commentary: LT is the first unanimous PotY since Peyton in 2004 and the first repeat since Priest in 02-03. DeMeco Ryans is the first rookie to win either side of the top awards. He may be the first rookie since Randy Moss in '98 to even make the All-TLC team. Rob was wronged for LaMont Jordan. He went right about where he should have, but his team imploded and he got hurt. The pick that was clearly wrong on draft day, by a vet who should know better, and only got worse as the season aged: Edgerrin James at #4. Ross actually had more Applewhites, but that was because he had a knack for benching or cutting players right before they would have been Top Performers. His 14 Applewhites only cost him 3 wins. I'm stealing this award for myself because the 5 games I lost because of lineup decisions were the difference between #1 playoff seed and the bizarros |
| All-TLC 1997-2001 - Players of the
Half Decade QB Peyton Manning |
All-TLC
2002-2006 - Players of the Second Half-Decade QB Peyton Manning RB LaDanian Tomlinson RB Priest Holmes WR Marvin Harrison WR Chad Johnson PK vacant DL Jason Taylor LB Donnie Edwards LB Zach Thomas DB Adrian Wilson DB Ronde Barber PotHD: LaDanian Tomlinson DPotHD: Donnie Edwards |
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First Team QB Peyton Manning
4 1st Team All TLC
2 2nd Team All TLC PotY 1997, Smack's 18-0 team PotY 2004 4 Top 10 performances RB Marshall F. Faulk
2 1st Team All TLC
1 2nd Team All TLC PotY 2000, Jeff's title team MVP of 2000 & 2001 ECSB People's Choice LaDainian Tomlinson
4 1st Team All TLC
1 2nd Team All TLC PotY 2005 & 2006 ECSB MVP 2002 WR Marvin Harrison
4 1st Team All TLC
3 2nd Team All TLC 4 ECSBs, 2 rings Randy Moss
2 1st Team All TLC
1 2nd Team All TLC 3 Top 10 performances PK Al Del Greco
Best. Player. Ever.
DL Jason Taylor
2 1st Team All TLC
2 2nd Team All TLC 3 Top 10 performances 2 game-winning touchdowns LB Ray F. Lewis
4 1st Team All TLC
1 2nd Team All TLC DPotY 1999, 2001, 2003 #7 overall scorer 2003 2 Top 10 performances Derrick Brooks
5 1st Team All TLC
DPotY 2000 2 Top 10 performances DB Rodney Harrison
6 1st Team All TLC
DPY 1997 & 2004 (only DB) Adrian Wilson
2 1st Team All TLC
1 All TLC 2nd Team Player of the Decade: Marshall Faulk |
Second Team QB Daunte Culpepper
2 1st Team All TLC
1 2nd Team All TLC Led Netboy to 2002 ECSB RB Edgerrin James
2 1st Team All TLC
2 All TLC 2nd Team 7 straight 1st-round picks Led Ross and Norm to ECSB Priest Holmes
2 1st Team All TLC
Led Netboy's 15-3 team in 1998 PotY 2002 PotY 2003 for Norm's title team WR Terrell Owens
PotY 2001 (Only WR)
2 1st Team All TLC 1 2nd Team All TLC Rod Smith
2 1st Team All TLC
10-year starter PK Jason Elam
Tom Fucking Dempsey
DL Michael Strahan
2 1st Team All TLC
3 2nd Team All TLC LB Donnie Edwards
2 1st Team All TLC
3 2nd Team All TLC Led Wolf's 2004 title run 3 Top 10 performances Zach Thomas
2 All TLC 1st Teams
1 All TLC 2nd Team DPotY 1998 DB Lawyer Milloy
2 1st Team All TLC
Victor Green
1 1st Team All TLC
1 2nd Team All TLC Defensive Player of the Decade: Ray Lewis |
Third Team QB Donovan McNabb
4 2nd Team All TLC
Special Pop: Brett Favre: 1st player ever drafted, never missed a game due to injury. Steve Beuerlein killed the kraken in 99. RB Terrell F. Davis
2 1st Team All TLC
OPY 1997, led Scott's 12-2 team First to earn the middle name. Tiki Barber
1 1st Team All TLC
Won first draft-day drink service. Special Pop: Corey Dillon had a good game once. WR Chad Johnson
2 1st Team All TLC
1 2nd Team All TLC Steve Smith
2 1st Team All TLC
Led Robert's title team in 2005 Special Pop: Jimmy Smith: the shovel. DL Julius Peppers
1 1st Team All TLC
1 2nd Team All TLC Special pop: Chuck Smith, for an improbably long-lasting record. LB Brian Urlacher
2 1st Team All TLC
1 2nd Team All TLC DPotY 2002 2 Top 10 performances Keith Bulluck
1 1st Team All TLC
#5 LB in '02 and '04 Special pop: DeMeco Ryans, 2006 DPotY as rookie DB Kwamie Lassiter
1 1st Team All TLC
Only player with 3 rings ('00-'02) Pat Tillman
1 All TLC 1st Team
Special pop: Ronde Barber, best defensive game ever Rod Woodson, MNF. |
